PART 2
April 3, 2002
Oh man! I got Odd Pink Duck today so bad. It was really funny. I went to see Ms. Bosso (sorry I needed to code ur name somehow) because she was going to help me. I was in the middle of finishing my plan and Odd Pink Duck walked into the room so I had to hide it behind my back. She said "You're up to no good aren't you?" I gave her a look that said "Who me?" Then she said "I don't trust you." Then Ms. Bosso said "she's just visiting" then Odd Pink Duck said "I'm scared of you" then she walked by to go out the door and stopped right in front of me (face to face (2 inches)) and gave me a half evil eye and half "I'm really scared of you" look. Then she left. On her desk I left a note that said: 'Ms. Porker, I've been thinking of what I did last semester and I feel bad, really bad, seriously. I got you some flowers. *Mole*' But I actually don't feel bad. And the flowers were fake and covered with stuff that reeks really bad! Hope she gets a good whiff!
April 4, 2002
I saw Odd Pink Duck today after my soccer tryouts. (5pm) She didn't smell the flowers obviously because she was happy and perky because I gave her flowers and she put them in a vase even though they're fake.
*WEIRDO!* It's in a tall, narrow basket on a shelf in her office.
April 18, 2002
Today was parent-teacher interviews, meaning it'll be one of the easiest days to find teachers. hee hee. I foundh Odd Pink Duck easily. I was helping out for community service hours, well Squirkel was helping too. We pissed Odd Pink Duck off so bad that the next time we would've bugged her, she would've screamed at us or started crying. oh well, she'll get over it. I told my science teacher and she laughed than asked me if I would ever do anything like that to her and well I wouldn't.
May 14, 2002
Squirkel and I went to see Odd Pink Duck and man was she ever stressed from the musical. You just had to look at her face and you could tell she was REALLY stressed.
June 18, 2002
Today I formed a truce with Odd Pink Duck. Also Bubbles and I sang for her our usual song. She said that I would survive in her music class.
September 6, 2002
Wow its been a long time since I've updated but anyways here goes.. O.P.D. is having a choir this year yea! I joined the school magazine. I have a LOT of homework this year! AHHHH!!! well at least this semester.
March 18, 2003
WOW! now its been a long time since I've updated but I uh.. just wanted to let people know that my drama teacher, Ms. L died today at noon, of cancer. Tomorrow's gonna be a really hard day for me cuz no one else knows. I found a little pink duck stuffed animal.
Friday, June 27, 2003
PART 1
I'm not going to publish the entire story on the internet. If you want to know email me and I'll email you back with the story. Names on this site are not their real names but nicknames .
I am the *~Mole~*
Jan. 7, 2002
I forgot the stuff for plan f, however Im gonna do it tomoro. Plan b will be done tomoro. Another accomplice joined the team, Komodo. Welcome!
Jan. 8, 2002
Today I got both. First, Mr. Leboredom, I had a small container of molasses. I took off the lid and put in about 7 feathers, and a paper person. There was also a note inside that said... The person is you...from Mole, Squirkel, Kitty Katt and Komodo. We (squirkel and I) got Ms. Porker pretty bad today! First Squirkel took some of her books and put them on her piano music holder and then put her clipboard on the floor. Then Squirkel went to get a music stand and brought back two. Squirkel put a music stand down right in front of Ms. Porker like Squirkel had gotten it for Ms. Porker, then put down the other stand in front of our chairs, because we share a stand. Squirkel then picked up the stand that Squirkel had put in front of Ms. Porker and gave it to someone who will remain unnamed in the row behind us. Komodo mixed mushed bananas, vanilla and red food dye to create a smothie. Since Ms. Porker hates bananas, it would be funny to give it to her. We put it on her piano and when she came into the room we told her that Mr. O had said to tell her that he had brought her a drink... unfortunately, Ms. Porker knew that it wasn't Mr. O who had brought it for her. She said that they don't have coffee mugs like the one we put on her piano in the staff room. After school, Squirkel opened it and showed Ms. Porker what was in the mug. She smelled it and looked at it and looked like she was going to barf... and she told me that if she saw it again or smelled it again she was going to barf. Thanks Komodo! This is too fun! And better yet... Ms. Porker doens't trust either me or Squirkel.
Jan. 17, 2002
Squirkel and I played a joke on Ms. Porker. We told her that we couldn't believe that she drank her water after she came back into the room. She thought we did something to her water. She gave us the evil eye. After class we told her and she began to fake cry. She said that she was going to cry because we keep playing practical jokes on her and she knows that we know that she doesn't like it. But hey! We do it for fun!!
Jan. 22, 2002
Squirkel and I wore the same things to school so we looked like twins. We had an exam today. Squirkel asked Ms. Porker if Squirkel could use her science book to write on and Ms. Porker said yes. So of course since Squirkel and I switched. I got Squirkel's science book and Squirkel got my binder. We both had the same socks, red pants, retainer/braces, brown hair not put up in a pony tail or anything, and we switched spots. Ms. Porker didn't notice. After school, I went to find Squirkel, but I walked out with Ms. Porker and I hugged her and accidentally whacked her in the back of the head with Squirkel's science textbook. I didn't hit her very hard. Then I found Squirkel and gave her back her textbook (Squirkel forgot that Squirkel lent it to me) then I told Squirkel what just happened.
Jan. 23, 2002
Today, I gave Mr. Leboredom a "magic wand" and a letter to remind him of what we did and all the fun times. He told me that he hadn't found the feathers in his binder yet.
Jan. 31, 2002
Today, Squirkel and I had the best plan of all. Unfortunately, Squirkel forgot to bring the supplies for herself. I didn't forget and I completed the plan as planned. Corny (like Mr. O's jokes) lol! I dressed up like the Mole I am. I had little black ears, and a little black nose and some skinny black whiskers. We made Ms. Porker laugh.
Feb. 7th, 2002
Welcome Rad! Rad is short for Red Rat. It converts into both words. Ms. Diggeo knows too much (*coughleboredomcoughtoldcoughhercough*)
Feb. 25, 2002
Welcome to the conspiracy, Gecko! Since we both have Ms. Diggeo. Ms. Porker has a new nickname: Odd Pink Duck. I’m so great at this! Well, so are the rest!! Thanks!
March 10, 2002
I know it's march break and everything, but we seriously need to think of some things to do. I'm REALLY BORED! The answer to the original mini quiz was 8. (Komodo, Mole, Squirkel, Ms. Porker, Mr. Leboredom, Mole, Pascha and Kitty Katt).
I'm not going to publish the entire story on the internet. If you want to know email me and I'll email you back with the story. Names on this site are not their real names but nicknames .
I am the *~Mole~*
Jan. 7, 2002
I forgot the stuff for plan f, however Im gonna do it tomoro. Plan b will be done tomoro. Another accomplice joined the team, Komodo. Welcome!
Jan. 8, 2002
Today I got both. First, Mr. Leboredom, I had a small container of molasses. I took off the lid and put in about 7 feathers, and a paper person. There was also a note inside that said... The person is you...from Mole, Squirkel, Kitty Katt and Komodo. We (squirkel and I) got Ms. Porker pretty bad today! First Squirkel took some of her books and put them on her piano music holder and then put her clipboard on the floor. Then Squirkel went to get a music stand and brought back two. Squirkel put a music stand down right in front of Ms. Porker like Squirkel had gotten it for Ms. Porker, then put down the other stand in front of our chairs, because we share a stand. Squirkel then picked up the stand that Squirkel had put in front of Ms. Porker and gave it to someone who will remain unnamed in the row behind us. Komodo mixed mushed bananas, vanilla and red food dye to create a smothie. Since Ms. Porker hates bananas, it would be funny to give it to her. We put it on her piano and when she came into the room we told her that Mr. O had said to tell her that he had brought her a drink... unfortunately, Ms. Porker knew that it wasn't Mr. O who had brought it for her. She said that they don't have coffee mugs like the one we put on her piano in the staff room. After school, Squirkel opened it and showed Ms. Porker what was in the mug. She smelled it and looked at it and looked like she was going to barf... and she told me that if she saw it again or smelled it again she was going to barf. Thanks Komodo! This is too fun! And better yet... Ms. Porker doens't trust either me or Squirkel.
Jan. 17, 2002
Squirkel and I played a joke on Ms. Porker. We told her that we couldn't believe that she drank her water after she came back into the room. She thought we did something to her water. She gave us the evil eye. After class we told her and she began to fake cry. She said that she was going to cry because we keep playing practical jokes on her and she knows that we know that she doesn't like it. But hey! We do it for fun!!
Jan. 22, 2002
Squirkel and I wore the same things to school so we looked like twins. We had an exam today. Squirkel asked Ms. Porker if Squirkel could use her science book to write on and Ms. Porker said yes. So of course since Squirkel and I switched. I got Squirkel's science book and Squirkel got my binder. We both had the same socks, red pants, retainer/braces, brown hair not put up in a pony tail or anything, and we switched spots. Ms. Porker didn't notice. After school, I went to find Squirkel, but I walked out with Ms. Porker and I hugged her and accidentally whacked her in the back of the head with Squirkel's science textbook. I didn't hit her very hard. Then I found Squirkel and gave her back her textbook (Squirkel forgot that Squirkel lent it to me) then I told Squirkel what just happened.
Jan. 23, 2002
Today, I gave Mr. Leboredom a "magic wand" and a letter to remind him of what we did and all the fun times. He told me that he hadn't found the feathers in his binder yet.
Jan. 31, 2002
Today, Squirkel and I had the best plan of all. Unfortunately, Squirkel forgot to bring the supplies for herself. I didn't forget and I completed the plan as planned. Corny (like Mr. O's jokes) lol! I dressed up like the Mole I am. I had little black ears, and a little black nose and some skinny black whiskers. We made Ms. Porker laugh.
Feb. 7th, 2002
Welcome Rad! Rad is short for Red Rat. It converts into both words. Ms. Diggeo knows too much (*coughleboredomcoughtoldcoughhercough*)
Feb. 25, 2002
Welcome to the conspiracy, Gecko! Since we both have Ms. Diggeo. Ms. Porker has a new nickname: Odd Pink Duck. I’m so great at this! Well, so are the rest!! Thanks!
March 10, 2002
I know it's march break and everything, but we seriously need to think of some things to do. I'm REALLY BORED! The answer to the original mini quiz was 8. (Komodo, Mole, Squirkel, Ms. Porker, Mr. Leboredom, Mole, Pascha and Kitty Katt).
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