You Know Your Computer Hates You When It Gives You These Warnings:
1) If you put that horrible CD back into the CD drive one more time, you'll never get it back. This time I mean it. Click OK to get your CD back for the LAST TIME.2) Stop smashing the keyboard. I know you hate me, but did it ever occur to you that I hate you too, and that's why I'm annoying you?
3) Error 42: The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
4) Hey idiot! Next time just don't download those files and I won't get the nasty viruses that kill me.
5) So you want to try to beat me at kickboxing? Well I know kickboxing and many other martial arts. Besides you're just a scrawny computer nerd, what harm can you do to me?
(For #3, 42 is a reference to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. For #5, it's a response to a sticker that stated "My computer beat me at chess. I beat it at kickboxing.")
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